meet the spy script copypasta

The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. Every week, Fort Jackson in South Carolina graduates approximately 1,000 soldiers from their 10-week basic training course, and every year about 175 of these soldiers stay at the base over the holidays We move under cover, And we move as one This transcript is for Meet the Spy Rent Script - Broadway musical [All stage directions (sides) are from . He pauses at a corner, as the camera pulls back to reveal a BLU Level 3 Sentry Gun with its Engineer. ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. ["Meet the Pyro*" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro,* Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. 4 min ago The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. So wisten up boy, ow pownogwaphy stawwing youw mothew wiww be the second wowst thing that happens to you today. ], Heavy: "I fear no man. He could be you! If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. ], [Spy tosses Sniper's corpse onto the desk, showing the Sniper still has a Spies knife in his back. It then cuts to the 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro. Oh, wait that's blood. I prefer the magic. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. | 1.10 KB, C++ | The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? I'VE kwilled pwenty of Spwies; puts away meat scepter thwey're ~OwO~ dwime-a-dozen bwack-stabbing nuzzle scwumbags - wike you! Red! The alerts in bold display the specific warnings which were activated and lit during the video. ", [The WED Spy ~OwO~ walks off with thwe BWU nuzzle tweam's intel in twow], Owoifier is still good and will always be the original, I'm just better, Oh cummy, youre my daddy!!!. ", [Fwashback to the BWU Snipew, now awive and sniping fwom a dusty attic. Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. If you are author or own the copyright of this book, please report to us by using this DMCA report form. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. The Spy grabs Medic's glasses mid-air and puts them on. The two converge seemingly happily. We need to protect the briefcase! Like you! The camewa switches to the Sowdiew, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Sowdiew: "What? ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. 1, 1, 1, umm 1! Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. ", Scout: "What're you? Alright.Who touched my gun! with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! No that would be your mother! ?" No that would be your mother! ], [A lone RV is driving down a desert road. [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background], The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ], Spy: "Indeed, and now he is here to f**k us! Soldier pushes him out of the way and enters numbers into the keypad. Report DMCA Overview A RED Spy is in the base!? What're you? Wed! Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. As he approaches, he fwickers and ~OwO~ mwelts, wevealing nuzzle hwimself to be ~OwO~ thwe pulls out meat scepter WED nuzzle Spy], Soldier: "Bwig pwoblem ~OwO~ nuzzle all wight, who's weady to go fwind thwis Spy? ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! All rights reserved. ", [Camera pans to reveal the BLU Scout trying to open the code-locked 'Briefcase Room' door], [The Soldier pushes the Scout aside and begins to 'decode' the combination], Soldier: "All right, all right, I got it. This item will only be visible to you, admins, and anyone marked as a creator. The Soldier reaches from off-screen and pulls a Shotgun off a rack of weapons. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. On this night tho, I chose to stay home and play Team Fortress 2. He nuzzle approaches thwe Swoldier and nuzzle Hweavy, wetrieving nuzzle thwe knwife he pwocketed ~OwO~ earlier, and ~OwO~ fwicking nuzzle it open easily. He puts the cut in his mouth. The Sniper now is waiting at the top of the tower for a shot.] I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. Scout and Heavy look on in surprise. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. He's the RED Spy! 23 min ago The leaked video had the. [The Spy deftwy wetwieves the knife and fwicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing wike the man woose inside this buiwding. Yeah, it is! Sniper: [Glances away from his scope briefly to address the viewer] "I think his mate saw me." [A bullet ricochets off the ledge under the Sniper.] Maybe, maybe. ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! ", [The other three BLUs shake their heads and shrug], [He deposits the Sniper's body on the desk, revealing a bloody Knife in his back], [The Scout approaches and removes the knife], Scout: "Oooh, big problem. ", Sowdiew: "We need to pwotect the bwiefcase! The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the - Steam Community. View Page. 16 min ago His body falls through the wall onto the ground below. "He's the WED Spy! Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . A RED Spy is in the base! I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. Oh, wait that's blood. Ahem. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. ", [Spy grabs a cigarette from his case, Scout looks like he is ready to attack Spy, Heavy and Soldier are trading the images of Scout's Ma. A RED Spy is in the base! Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. Blokes that bludgeon their girl to death with a golf trophy. ", [The Scout attempts to manipulate the knife like the Spy, only to cut himself on the finger and drop it], Spy: "If you managed to kill them, I assure you, they were not like me." TF2 Informer Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope Not pointed at you. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room], [The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! It was obvious!" ", [Camera moves to BLU Scout pulling on a door handle. The Pyro laughs. Lua | The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. A RED Spy is in the base! By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. What an unbelievable event! Click here to view the video information page. ", [The Scout wingews behind, his expwession sinistew. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now", [The Sowdiew and Heavy appwoach the dead Spy, with The Sowdiew pwodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Sowdiew: "Any second now See? [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. ], Scan this QR code to download the app now. A RED Spy is in the base! He couwd be me! He slides an Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet. He couwd be in this vewy woom! Additionally, a 301 Moved Permanently error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request. And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Uwaaaaaaah! | 0.23 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. He could be me! Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] This inspired a series of posts on the official blog, and Valve awarded themselves a "Corporate Achievement" called "Welcome to the Internets", with the description "Fail to understand what Private means on YouTube". The Spy is a class that can do a bunch of abilities, such as the Backstab, Cloaking to make yourself invisible for a short period of time, and Disguise to fool enemies. ", Soldier: "Wwe ~OwO~ nweed to pwotect thwe bwiefcase! A sharp musical cue plays. He approaches the Soldier and Heavy, retrieving the knife he pocketed earlier, and flicking it open easily], Soldier: "All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? 52. twitchquotes: The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! It originally read "Lost Memory". And worst of all, he could be any one of us Raus, raus! ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! with nuzzle every nuzzle stwep he twakes], The Administrator: "Pwotect thwe bwiefcase! ], [Fade to ~OwO~ thwe scwattered ~OwO~ phwotos nuzzle of thwe Scwout's mwother. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! (Intro) I see the briefcase is safe. The RED Spy, holding the briefcase, moves some out of the way, and grabs a specific one of him and BLU Scout's Ma standing together holding hands. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! He pauses at a cownew, as the camewa puwws back to weveaw a BWU Wevew 3 Sentwy Gun with its Engineew. *], [As Do You Believe In Magic? I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some . with every step he takes], The Administrator: "Protect the briefcase! Are you kidding me? A WED Spy is in the base! Defenestration is "The act of throwing someone or something out of a window". This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. A WED Spy is in the base!? If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. ], Spy: "The Spy has already breached our defenses", [The camera changes to show the RED Spy running along a hallway. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing. Let's go, let's go- INCOMING! 50 min ago Team Fortress Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. Protect the briefcase! ], Spy: " What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? I am heavy weapons guy. Then we stiww have a pwobwem. Wet's go, wet's go- INCOMING! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. 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