Jerrod Carmichael: Evan I meat I want to get this right. Tim Ferriss: Why eighth grade? Its just in stacks; I just have stacks of the shirts and stacks of the pants and just grab the one off the top. Carmichael, perhaps paying homage to the flamethrower and former Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais, wasn't done roasting his peers and biting the hand that feeds him, though. Tim Ferriss: What is the first phone call that you make each morning? Jerrod Carmichael: I wanted it invasive, I wanted it emotionally honest. Jerrod Carmichael: Right. I'm here 'cause I'm Black . [8][11], Carmichael's second stand-up comedy special, 8 (2017), was directed by comedian Bo Burnham and filmed in the Grand Lodge Room of New York's Masonic Hall. Tim Ferriss: Hello boys and girls, this is Tim Ferriss and welcome to another episode of the Tim Ferriss Show where it is my job to deconstruct world class performers of all different types to tease out the habits, routines, tactics, coping mechanisms, favorite books; whatever that you can apply and test in your own life. Tim Ferriss: He has incredible energy. "We're so excited to have Jerrod Carmichael host the historic 80th Golden Globe Awards," Hollywood Foreign Press Association president Helen Hoehne said in a statement in December 2022. So I was in the right space by the second show. A man just skated out on this is going to end very badly. Then we sat down; we had a bite to eat maybe 20 minutes ago and you had scrambled eggs and blueberries. Im very curious with what shes doing, what shes interested in. Please enjoy this transcript of my interview with comedian Jerrod Carmichael. Here are your biggest questions about Jerrod . Getty. Jerrod Carmichael: You can de-fuck the script later. And Ill be totally honest with everyone here tonight I dont really need to hear that. I never had a curfew. Like right after this, Ill go meet up with him and well go write and we enjoy it. I cant speak for everyone in the neighborhood but we enjoyed ourselves. Now hes got a kid. I just want to think about the material, because thats what we wanted to capture. Jerrod Carmichael: White James Perse sweatshirt, Acne jeans and some Timberlands. Jerrod Carmichael: You know, Bryan Callen bought me my first car in LA. I dont know why I immediately went to the negative like that; like theres no way this ends good. About. You are unique. Tim Ferriss: Yeah, a 10x compounded disaster later. This site is anAmazon Associateand purchases through Amazon links may earn an affiliate commission. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our, Digital Del Rosario is a UCLA graduate and also worked at the Hollywood Reporter and TheWrap. Jerrod Carmichael comes out as gay in an HBO special about his family's secrets April 1, 2022 "I'll be totally honest with everyone here tonight. Listen on Apple Podcasts Listen on Stitcher Tim Ferriss: Theyll Google and how the hell did you [inaudible] this podcast. Tim Ferriss: Why did you decide to keep the hood off? Life really comes at you fast, you know? Tim Ferriss: Hes always standing or doing like a Gollum squat. I was really blessed to be around a lot of creative minds, like people who were just like down and really creative and really excited about just jumping into characters and doing things. Its natural. Tim Ferriss: Thats on your bio for the rest of your life. I dont know. Just dont listen to anybody. After coming onstage without a microphone, he settled the. So it was just pretty insistent. Prince Harry: In His Own Words (ABC News Live/Hulu): This additional half-hour special will stream tonight on ABC News Live and on Hulu. Youre just recording whatever. Its immediately like a box that youre in. And for that first special, I remember I got a lot of flak especially from older comics; hes checking his notes on HBO? Meaning a failure or something that was perceived as a failure by you or other people that ended up setting the stage for greater successes? Tim Ferriss: All good names; all well known names. Jerrod Carmichael: So that was the closest to a B; it was an A.5. You can always de-fuck the script later. Things that your fourth grade teacher told you, kind of true. But really, any notebook will do; just any notebook. You mentioned the food, which for me is extremely key. It was very much like an exercise. Tim Ferriss: Maybe its not a fine line but Im sure people think about this; how do you establish a unique style yourself without getting pigeon holed? Like, hes only producing this show because hes Black. I got a text, like: go pick up your car. Tim Ferriss: Yeah, right. Tim Ferriss: Whats your position on writers block? Thats how were gonna Partial Transcript Highlights Below: On "Rothaniel" and His Relationship to the Audience Carmichael: The biggest thing that changed, I think, is my relationship with the audience. "It's hot but I feel cool," Carmichael said. Once upon a time in Hollywood, Jack Nicholson was the king of the Oscars, acting as the life of the party for each and every ceremony. Are there any other autobiographies or biographies that you could recommend? Jerrod Carmichael: My first set was just atrocious. A hilarious preview of comic/writer/actor Jerrod Carmichael in his second solo HBO stand-up special. Those are the first words out of Jerrod Carmichael's mouth at the top of his new stand-up special, 8, which premieres on HBO this Saturday night at 10 p.m. Jerrod Carmichael: You gotta. Youre being asked to host this show because youre charming. He said, Youre being asked to host this show because youre one of the greatest comedians of a generation.. Also that is a personal thing because for instance, we were talking about social media and certain people are great and its a source of inspiration and a source of great content on social media. So probably something creative, or something like really specific or just substitute teach for a little bit. In 2022, he won a Primetime Emmy Award for writing Rothaniel and was nominated for guest hosting Saturday Night Live that same year. Tim Ferriss: To achieve that state of zero fear, Im sure repetition has a lot to do with it but lets say before your special, the first special, what did you say to yourself before getting on stage? And then I believe I met Evan actually on the set of the first Neighbors. Jerrod Carmichael: Its a bit on the nose. [15] Its got a bug, This new gallery in L.A. is forging connections between Bay Area and SoCal artists, Night Court and That 90s Show welcome back the age of pre-prestige TV, How one novelist built a world without prisons thats even crueler than ours. But Im only being asked to host this, I know, because Im Black., And Stephen said, Let me stop you right there, Jerrod. He said, You are being asked to host this show because you are talented. Please! Tim Ferriss: Alright, guys. Its like I know how I feel about this; I know what I want to say and the points I want to hit. Find out where you can contribute because its not always through work. Its really just a thing that people do to feel good about themselves, like the corporations do to feel good about themselves. I went bowling the other night, and at first we were kind of playing around and then my friend started bowling a little bit better, and I was like, Im going to start bowling a little bit better. Im really lucky to be able to do something that I enjoy a lot, so focus all my time and energy into that. I wont say they were a racist organization, but they didnt have a single Black member until George Floyd died, Carmichael said bluntly to scattered, nervous laughter. But what I mean is anything that directs you away from you, ignore it. Tim Ferriss: What is the last book, or any books that come to mind that youve done that with? This episode features one of my favorite comedians of all time, and he is a young fellow, Jerrod Carmichael. Tim Ferriss: I pinged Evan before we met up, as I mentioned, to try to get some bullets to talk about. Tim Ferriss: I think youre one of the most honest and dangerous in the best way possible comedians out there today. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, the bolognaise at John & Vinnys and notebooks. Jerrod Carmichael: Id been thinking about it; it had been on my mind for awhile. [8] Working his way up through the clubs he appeared in the "New Faces" showcase at the 2011 Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal. But New York LA, you know, really New York for just repetitions sake. [21] His third HBO special, Rothaniel (2022), was also directed by Burnham. Theyre paying him $8 an hour just to snitch on Dr. King. Jerrod Carmichael: I dont want to be wrong. There are great scenes around the country; Chicago, Atlanta, and San Francisco have an amazing comedy scene. All Transcripts from The Tim Ferriss Show! You dont know what youre doing. Tim Ferriss: Thats a Plan B. Mentally, you had de-risked it for yourself, in a way. People that I admire, people that I would like to be like, people that Im jealous of, and people that are actually really incredible artists. Im just like alright, Ma. Tim Ferriss: Alright, so what made you good at selling shoes? They were excited. Tim Ferriss: Did you write it down once and then it was embedded for years? Tim Ferriss: Bending themselves to what they perceive as a career. Dramatic Competition, This page was last edited on 11 January 2023, at 23:11. When: Nov. 8-13. My mom has a great spirit; one of the purest people that I know. Was it Groucho Marks or Oscar Wilde? Tim Ferriss: Were sitting in an outdoor garden with wooden tables with our pomegranate tea, sparkling water and blueberries. And dont get me wrong, because I analyze everything and I pick on everything. So I remember specifically there being one moment in class. Jerrod Carmichael: Its both emotional and logical to me. Its so good. This was HBO, you know? Tim Ferriss: It seems to have worked out for you. A PERSON WITH INTERESTS IN RELEVANT SECURITIES REPRESENTING 1% OR MORE Rule 8.3 of the Takeover Code (the "Code") 1. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, but really that was a long shot to me. Everyone,. Theyre gonna fire the first one? There were so many characters. If my comedy has a style or an intention behind it, its that eighth grade class; me against everyone else in the class. Like, if I love a book then I send it to everybody. Every now and then but for the most part, I just work. Tim Ferriss: What do you think your next uniform will be, or will it be the same? Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah. Jerrod Carmichael: Because they would have put me in a box, the little diversity champ. Hes got a million things going. Jerrod Carmichael: Because I dont want to start my day with bullshit. In his HBO comedy special, Rothaniel, Jerrod Carmichael opens up about his real name, his family tree, and his sexual orientation. Jerrod Carmichael: Focus on something else. And so many ideas; Ive never met someone who has as many ideas as Evan. Every day. You have to be aware of what the audience is seeing. Tim Ferriss: How did you choose The Sellout? Tim Ferriss: You mentioned Malcolm X. You always have the shoes to fall back on if the comedy thing doesnt work out for you. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, it makes you better. I did a show and I told her, youve got to do standup again. Because again, in this environment you dont want to make people uncomfortable. thats absolutely true. My friend Ben and me, we competed on everything. I havent done standup in a little while. I had this guy Argus Hamilton, just like this legend of the Comedy Store and of the same It just felt kind of like a Saturday and were doing spots, and I wanted to just capture it; me working on material. Did I ever tell you you changed my life? We dont get caught up in things that dont matter tomorrow. I enjoyed my childhood a lot. Everyone, let's be a little quiet here. Im so happy youre here. 1/11/2023 11:53 AM PT. You have reached your limit of 4 free articles. Jerrod Carmichael: 8. My mom and dad gave me a lot of freedom, which is so healthy. Tim Ferriss: Thats where you have the immunity bracelet, too. How did that happen? Im so thankful that I didnt make it to the final round of that because it would have ruined everything. VIDEO TRANSCRIPT Making his Golden Globes hosting debut, comedian Jerrod Carmichael is this year's ceremony host. Jerrod Carmichael: You can kind of see it in certain people. But its not why Im here. Carmichael went on to co-create, co-write, produce and star in The Carmichael Show, a semi-biographical sitcom that aired on NBC for three seasons starting in 2015. What did your pregame look like? Tim Ferriss: Is this in the original room? You said this has been your default lunch, or? He also co-created, co-wrote, produced, and starred in the semi autobiographical NBC sitcom The Carmichael Show (20152017). You know, be like Bob Dylan and start painting, you know what I mean? So this guy. Comment Rules: Remember what Fonzie was like? You grew up in North Carolina. It doesnt [inaudible]. For me, it doesnt contribute to my life in a meaningful way so I dont do it. One person was manning a keyboard, typing everything in. Tim Ferriss: My understanding, just to talk about the original room, do they let cameras in there a lot? Honestly. Jerrod Carmichael: Ill go to your wedding in this thing. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, where? I should have been asleep but I was like oh, its raining. Jerrod Carmichael: Thats actually brilliant. I just kind of talked and talked way too fast, and got off the stage. And Im picking out a lot of the wardrobe fore the show and stuff like that so Im thinking about clothes. They havent had a Black host in 79 years. But also you mentioned something earlier, which was the people who matter dont mind. Jerrod Carmichael: Someone will be like, No, I was doing face at the top of the well for 30 years! Well find out its in the Tao Te Ching. So that was kind of the first experience. Jerrod Carmichael: Dont deny the experience. Tim Ferriss: And then shortly thereafter, I think I told you about this, we have all sorts of exciting sounds going on. Tim Ferriss: Also probably one of my moms if not favorite comedians; top three. It does now; especially since youve now said it, now I really want waffles. Melissa Harris-Perry: It was the weekend after the Oscars, and his monologue was all about not talking about "The Slap." It earned him another Emmy nomination for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series. And if you dont want to do it anymore, stop; change. She doesnt overcomplicate anything. So we do talk about focus and how he went from East Coast to West Coast and got all of this done. Tim Ferriss: Thats part of the reason why I insisted my friend Mike watch your stuff. (Thanks to Brian Oberkirch for the inspiration.). Jerrod Carmichael: Rothaniel (2022) | Transcript May 24, 2022 Features Jerrod Carmichael in a standup comedy show at the legendary Blue Note Jazz Club in New York City. I was in North Carolina. Jerrod Carmichael was born in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, on April 6, 1987. And as you pointed out with the shiny business cards and the websites, the marketing can turn into a crutch and a tool for procrastinating doing the work. But I actually really like starting the day very peaceful, brief conversation, see what shes doing. What are your go-to gifts? Jerrod Carmichael Height He is a man of tall stature. Just like I know what Im good at, I know what my abilities are and anything else, I dont really care about. I was competing against the sun. Abu Dhabi Sustainability Week (ADSW) 2023, the global initiative championed by the UAE and its clean energy powerhouse Masdar to accelerate sustainable development, will feature a series of high-level sessions focused on the key priorities for sustainable development ahead of the United Nations Climate Change Conference (COP28), to be held in the UAE from November 30-December 12. Love at the Store, this is a name I want you to remember. Its really healthy, right? Jerrod Carmichael: They gave me a lot of freedom, and especially in this neighborhood. Tim Ferriss: You learn to turn off your interpretation of that. And I did a damn good job, mind you. Jerrod Carmichael: Yes. Tim Ferriss: Have you always had that focus on deep work? Everyone, lets be a little quiet here. Anyway, a guy came I and he just small talked with a customer, and Im like, What do you do? He said hes an actor, he lives in LA. Jerrod Carmichael shoe size is 8 UK and he loves to wear casual shoes. Well, hopefully youll be in love with the comedy for a very long time to come. I sold a lot of I think I deserved more. I love that; thats what I live for. Tim Ferriss: This is a left turn, but all of these are left turns so I guess were just going in a square, kind of counterclockwise. And then the second show, I was just. Ill tell you how I got here. Here's a transcript of Carmichael's full monologue: Settle, settle, settle, settle, settle. 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So we went, and it was fun. Its like wait, why are we going to find a bar what? Jerrod Carmichael: Ooh, thats interesting. The comedian is also a writer, producer and actor and created his own show, The Carmichael Show. See, its usually people who arent where they want to be. Jerrod Carmichael: Yeah, that guy was oh, man. He directed and starred in the comedy thriller film On the Count of Three in 2021. I thought I was going to be kicked out of the cabin because I laughed so much. I heard they got six new Black members. Since the eighth grade, since discovering that, its kind of been a similar vibe for me. Tim Ferriss: You seems like a very confident guy. Jerrod Carmichael: Oh, wow. People in the back, let's be a little quiet here. (Rich Polk/NBC/Getty Images) "I'm here because I'm Black," Jerrod Carmichael told the crowd of his hosting duties. In March of 2017, this year, Jerrod will start in his second stand-up comedy special on HBO directed by Bo Burnham. It was actually on the working set for Neighbors 2. Another was you would refer to your notes onstage, sometimes. I always refuse that. Just like rapid fire and is able to take a thing and bend it and prod it from all sides. Tim Ferriss: This has been a lot of fun, man. As of 2022, his estimated net worth of Jerrod is $1 million to $5 million approximately. You land in LA. Yeah, this is genuinely hard. Ill be totally honest with everyone here tonight. "I thought I'd never, ever come. I did the other night in the rain, and it was one of the greatest nights. Or is it all over the place? be cool. Then you say it, and then thats it. But Im trying to think; the first time we met was on set at Neighbors. But maybe a grey sweatshirt. Chris Rock man, its hard. Did you look at the people you met and say alright, this guy talks about too much trivial bullshit; Im just going to have to spend less time with this person? I like the rhythm. I will say a lot of times Ill be able to say a joke the first time and its kind of a finished product. Jerrod Carmichael: Just selling them, man; just putting insoles in, trying to sell you on some cleaner, you know, doing the whole thing. Do you say anything in particular to yourself or is that just hardwiring? The last point he said was he has an eight-foot penis. Jerrod Carmichael: The pyramid scheme of it all. Its about the moral question of whether I should allow She said, Jerrod, enough of all that, how much are they paying you? Tim Ferriss: At all. Hes never taken me dancing. Ill catch everyone in the room up. We were going through a few of the names. So this guy is going nowhere as up, as far as I can tell. It was a mode of frank disclosure, in which he aimed to create a . Jerrod Carmichael: Whatever time breakfast is but yes, for years; blueberries and eggs. Like water under the bridge, dont cry over spilt milk. It was like oh, yeah, and I referred to notes because I was trying out I did new stuff on that special. Thats specifically for what I was doing, and Im sure it applies to other things, too. Tim Ferriss: I think what you said just before that also is really important, and that is being aware of how you emotionally respond to things. And I called Stephen back and I said, Im happy to do this, and I was really proud of that decision until I got an email from my publicist saying that Helen, the president of the Hollywood Foreign Press Assn., wanted to have a one-on-one sit-down with me. Tim Ferriss: So they were all shouting out suggestions, and Evan said fuck I think every third word. Jerrod Carmichael: Really the two first career goals I remember, I wrote down that I wanted my first time doing standup on television to be HBO, and I wanted a show on NBC. I used to walk around all the time. They didnt sign up for that. You want it confirmed. I really appreciate it. Im happy Im here. But onstage Im just so comfortable sharing. People dont know how free they are. Everyone looks, first of all, amazing. Like, Jerrod, Helen really just wants to educate you on the changes that the organization has made in regards to diversity. And Ill be totally honest with everyone here tonight: I dont really need to hear that. But truthfully, eighth grade was really important for me, specifically just comedy and thinking that I was maybe funny. Tim Ferriss: Yeah, there are a lot of greats out there. Now, remind me which award show is that again?, And I told her what the show was, and I told her how last year didnt air because of the no Black people thing and she was like, Well, how much are they paying you?, And I said, Well, Avery, its not about the money. of self-dealing, ethical lapses, Jerrod Carmichael comes out as gay in an HBO special about his familys secrets, Dolly Parton hopes Elvis and Lisa Marie Presley are up there being happy together, Tony McEwing, anchor on Good Day L.A., announces retirement after 30 years, John Larroquette confirms he was paid in weed to narrate Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The ladies themselves bought into it: How Housewives fans upended the franchise, Im afraid for her life: Riverside CC womens coach harassed after Title IX suit, Want to solve climate change? GROSS: When you figure out your sexual orientation, you're hiding that. Tim Ferriss: They of course have the power to say no, right? 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